Take Me To Your Leader

Something funny came out of my nose today
Got bigger and bigger and it had eyes
I touched the jelly and felt it was alive
I shit my pants when it started to say
Take me to your leader
You stupid humanoid
Take me to your leader
Or I'll give you hemmorroids yeah yeah yeah
Take me to your leader etc...
I remember mommy always telling me
"Don't play with the meteor that fell in the field"
And now I see this joke right in front of me
And it won't stop screaming like a maniac
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I called the mayor and asked him what to do
He said "Man no problem, your own piss will do"
So I took my dick out and started to pee
That's how I saved the world and never forget this
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