Another Song About TV

Intro
riff 1
G|--9-8-7---------------------| 
D|-------9-8-7-5---7------5---| 
A|-7-------------5---5--3---3-| 
E|----------------------------| 


riff 2
G|--9-8-7----------------------| 
D|-------9-8-7-5---7------10---| 
A|-7-------------5---5--8----8-| 
E|-----------------------------| 

Practice these SLOWLY at first, then
 gradually speed up.

Play:
riff 1, riff 2 (twice)
E (seventh fret, A string)
D (fifth fret, A string)
B (seventh fret, E string)

Verse
Notes are: G# = 4th fret E string
           A  = 5th fret E string
           B  = 7th fret E string
           E  = 7th fret A string

G#      A                   E
another song about how much t.v. 
sucks
G#          A          B
washes your brain of intelligence
G#       A         E
you sit around all night and day
G#       A               B
was life really meant to be this 
way??

Chorus
Continues after the ad
riff c
G|--------------------------| 
D|-----------------5--------| 
A|-5h7-7-7-5h7-7-7----7--5--| 
E|--------------------------| 

The timing on this one is debatable.
  Just listen and get it
so it sounds good.

riff c
t.v. sucks!
riff c
t.v. sucks!
etc. etc.

Then play:
(long means straight sixteenths, 
short means short)
G# (long) A (long) E (short)
G# (long) A (long) B (short)

verse dos

G#            A                E
watching your life go down the tube
G#                 A             
and you wonder why every day's a 
B
rerun
G#                A               
nothing different happens nothing 
E
new
G#            A                   
your life's a show and the show is 
 B
over


riff c
t.v. sucks!
(etc. etc.)

G# (short) A (short) E (long)
G# (short) A (short) B (long)

verse III

G#         A            E
a waste of time of a created mind
G#               A              B
star trek's been airing far too long
G#               A             E
can you sleep at night without sight
 and sound?
G#       A              B
whatever happpened to reality?


t.v. sucks! (yet again)

Bridge thingy
G|-------9-7--------------------| 
D|----9------9------------------| 
A|--7--------------6-6-9-9-6-6--| 
E|-------------7-7--------------| 

Play that riff four times, then go 
back to "t.v. sucks!"

Ending:
Thrash about a bit (whilst playing 
the chorus riff),
scream "t.v. arrgh" and then end on 
a big ol E.