Franco Unamerican

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I never thought about the universe, it made me feel small
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Never thought about the problems of this planet at all
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Global warming, radioactive sites
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Billionaire cons and reproductive rights, no!

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Am C D
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[Verse 2]
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Why think of all the bad things when life is so good?
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Why help with an "am" when there's always a "could"?
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Let Drew Brees worry about the levees breaking free
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Outside of Puerto Rico, we're doing fine, you see

[Pre-Chorus]
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I don't want changes, I have no reactions
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Your dilemmas are my distractions

[Chorus]
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That's no way to go, Franco Un-American
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No way to go, Franco Un-American
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No way to go, Franco Un-American
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No way to go, Franco, Franco Un-American

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[Verse 3]
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I never looked around, never second-guessed
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Then I read the YouTube comments, now I'm always depressed
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And now I can't sleep from years of apathy
Am                        C         D
All because I saw kids in cages on TV

[Verse 4]
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I'm eating avocados to support Vegan Nation
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I'm learning only fake news 'cause of Facebookization
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I'm watching Joe Rogan like there's gonna be a test
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I'm listening to Anti-Flag and singing NOFX

[Verse 5]
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I see no interstellar peace 'cause of zealous Space Forces
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Just frat boy Neo-Nazis marching with their tiki torches
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Now I can't believe what the Dems did with Bernie
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The president's laughing 'cause he grabbed us by the puss*


[Chorus]
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That's no way to go, Franco Un-American
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No way to go, Franco Un-American
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No way to go, Franco Un-American
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Where can we go, Franco Un-American

[Other]
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I wanna go east and eat with Japanese again
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Or climb the wall and hang out with the Mexicans
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I don't wanna be another "I-don't-care"-ican
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What are we gonna do Franco, Franco Un-American