Hold Your Tongue And Say Apple

G# - 466544
D# - x68886
Fm - 133111
C# - x46664


[Intro] Guitar Solo
C# G# C# G# D#


[Chorus 1]
               G#
You've been an asshole
for most of your life
   C#
So all I want for Christmas
       D#
is for you to be nice
               G#
You've been an asshole
for most of your life
   C#
So all I want for Christmas
       D#
is for you to be nice


[Verse 1]
            Fm
Go head and turn the wheels
               C#
Digging deep inside your head
              G#
Back when you swore you could feel
                  D#
Your body pulling off your bed


[Verse 2]
We can tell when you're
    Fm
not listening We can tell
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            C#
when you're not all there
                 G#
Everything takes really
         D#
long for you to do
        C#
And I'm sure you think
                    D#
that life ain't fair


[Instrumental] Guitar Solo
G# C# G# D#


[Chorus 2]
               G#
You've been an asshole
for most of your life
   C#
So all I want for Christmas
       D#
is for you to be nice
               G#
You've been an asshole
for most of your life
   C#
So all I want for Christmas
       D#
is for you to be nice


[Verse 3]
                 Fm
That's what they said to me
              C#
That's what I thought I heard
           G#
It made my feelings bleed
            D#
It made my stomach burn


[Verse 4]
          Fm
I guess I needed to hear
       C#
What I already knew
      G#
Cause sometimes
               D#
that's what it takes
             C#        D#
For assholes to improve


[Instrumental] Guitar Solo
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G# D# C# G# D# C# D#


[Chorus 3/Outro]
               G#
You've been an asshole
for most of your life
   C#
So all I want for Christmas
       D#
is for you to be nice
               G#
You've been an asshole
for most of your life
   C#
So all I want for Christmas
      D#
is to never never
           G#      C#     D#
ever be an asshole asshole
G#      C#     D# C# G#
asshole asshole