Hot Girlfriend

[Rebecca] Get off the Dublin station
[Chad] Walk past my elderly neighbors
[Rebecca] Ring the bell in the back by the garden
[Chad] I'll get the door when I'm done on the john

[Rebecca] Have a drink, enjoy the wood paneling
[Chad] We live in a cigar bar
[Both] But you'll have to leave early
[Rebecca] 'Cause it's time for pizza in bed

[Both] Hey, hot girlfriend
I think we should install a sprinkler system

[Rebecca] Meet down at the flea market
[Chad] I'm looking for an antique tub
[Rebecca] Have a taste of kettle corn
[Chad] That shit goes straight to your hips
[Rebecca] Think it's time for you to split
[Chad] Was it something I said about your dress fit?
[Rebecca] Think you might erase his number
[Chad] Look at this rocker - redwood lumber
[Both] Try more of these peanuts
[Rebecca] They're organic and locally grown

[Both] Hey, hot girlfriend
I think we should install a sprinkler system

[Rebecca] Wear the dress that's conveniently see-through
[Chad] I didn't know that you'd be here
[Rebecca] Comment how the lawn looks nice
[Chad] Thanks, it just rained
[Rebecca] Fake cough and politely excuse yourself
[Chad] Did you see this shelf I made myself?
[Rebecca] Fake cough and politely leave the room
[Chad] You need another drink, I assume
[Both] Would you, darling, please, leave me?
[Rebecca] Politeness ain't paying my bills

[Both] Hey, hot girlfriend
I think we should install a sprinkler system