(intro 2x) D   A  D/F#  G 

 D              A   D/F#         G
Hey, calling all imaginary friends!
    D          A               D/F#            G
Today, don't want no one to tell me how it ends
E7                     A
Took breathing for granted
            G      G/F#           E
and now i don't know how to breathe
 E7                    A
something that you planted
       G        G/F#      E
just won't get up and leave
G                   A        G
You only get to play one time
                D          G           A
Lenny Bruce 's bug eyes stare from a LP
G                 D
Asking me just what kind
    G               A
of fight i got in me
    G                  D
I harbored some ambition
    G                  A
to turn it up like that
   G             D
I already had roadblocks so
G        G/F#        E7
Why'd you have to cheat?

( A9   A9     A   A9   A/F#   G ) (2x)
Oh    Ah    ha   ha    ha    ha

( A9    A9    A   A9   A/F# )
Oh    Ah    ha   ha    ha

( D               A    D/F#       G ) (6x)
Hey, calling all imaginary friends!