D                  C
You start your own company
F        G
Only in America
D                C
Mixing chemicals a new way
F        G
Only in America
D                  C
It's good for the economy
F        G
Only in America
D             C
Makin' cancer everyday
F        G
Only in america


[Chorus]
A
Then someone can make a buck
A
With the cure for your bad luck
A
When you're born you start to die
A
Don't know from what, and you don't know why


[Verse 2]
D                       C
So you start your own religious cult
F        G
Only in America
D                 C
Live on the San Andreas Fault
F        G
Only in America
D            C
Eat your own weight in salt
F        G
Only in America
D                 C
Pick your boogers in your car
F        G
Only in America


[Chorus]
A
Then someone can make a buck
A
With the cure for your bad luck
A
You buy a couch with food stamps
A
Be the woman with Midol cramps


[Break]
D   N.C.   C   N.C.    F   G
D   N.C.   C   N.C.    F   G


{Solo]
D   C   F   G    x4
A                x4


[Verse 3]
           D           C
It happens only in the U.S.A.
F        G
Only in America
D           C
Only in the U.S.A.
F        G
Only in America
D           C
Only in the U.S.A.
F        G
Only in America
D           C
Only in the U.S.A.
F        G
Ahh      ahh

[Outro]
D   C   F   G    x2
(let last G ring)