Teenage Nervous Breakdown

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[Verse 1]
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Well, some contend that this rock'n'roll
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Is bad for the body, bad for the soul
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Is bad for the heart, bad for the mind
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Bad for the deaf and bad for the blind
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It makes some men crazy, and then they talk like fools
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It makes some men crazy, and then they start to drool

[Verse 2]
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Unscrupulous operators could confuse
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Could exploit and deceive
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The conditional reflex theories
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Change the probabilities, I said it's a
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Crass and raucous crackass place
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With a Pavlov on the human race
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It's a terrible illness, a terrible case
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And usually permanent when it takes place

[Chorus]
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It's a teenage nervous breakdown
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It's a teenage nervous breakdown
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It's a teenage nervous breakdown
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It's a teenage nervous breakdown

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[Verse 3]
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Unscrupulous operators could confuse
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Could exploit and deceive
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The conditional reflex theories
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Change the probabilities, I said it's a
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Crass and raucous crackass place
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With a Pavlov on the human race
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It's a terrible illness, a terrible case
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And usually permanent when it takes place

[Chorus]
       G5
It's a teenage nervous breakdown
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It's a teenage nervous breakdown
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It's a teenage nervous breakdown
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It's a teenage nervous breakdown

[Out-Chorus]
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It's a teenage nervous breakdown, it's a teenage nervous breakdown
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It's a teenage nervous breakdown, it's a teenage nervous breakdown
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You'll know it when you see it but you really won't believe it
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It's a teenage nervous breakdown, it's a teenage nervous breakdown
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It's a teenage nervous breakdown, it's a teenage nervous breakdown
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It's no fad, so fad
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It's a teenage nervous breakdown, it's a teenage nervous breakdown
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It's a teenage nervous breakdown, it's a teenage nervous breakdown
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It's gonna break ya, it's gonna sh-sh-shake ya
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It's a teenage nervous breakdown, it's a teenage nervous breakdown
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It's a teenage nervous breakdown