Intro:  D Dsus4   D Dsus4   D Dsus4 


Verse 1:

D
Porcupine Pie, Porcupine Pie,
              Dsus4   D
Porcupine Pie
         G      A 
Vanilla Soup, 
          D           ( G A )
a double scoop please..........No


Verse 2:

D
Maybe I won't, maybe I won't, 
                Dsus4   D
maybe I'll have
           G      A
the tutti fruit, 
             D           Dsus4  D
with fruity blue cheese



Chorus 1:

G
Ah but Porcupine Pie, Porcupine Pie, Porcupine Pie
                          D    Dsus4   D
don't let it get on your jeans
     A
And though it sounds a little strange but
 A                                                     
you gotta eat it with gloves,
                          D   Dsus4  D Dsus4
or your hands will turn green..


(spoken)
oh my god...    D   Dsus4  D Dsus4



Instrumental over verse:  [ D    G  A  D ]   ( G A )
                          [ D    G  A  D ]



Chorus 2: 

G
Ah but porcupine pie, porcupine pie, porcupine pie
                           D      Dsus4  D  Dsus4  
weaves its way through my dreams 

  A
I do believe I'm gonna try some and 
 A 
leave enough room for dessert, 
                        D       
the chicken ripple ice cream.