G
I know what you're thinking
       C
What's Barney been drinking?
  F            D
That girl was smoking hot

G
Yes I coulda nailed her
     C
But no it's not a failure
  F                  D
'Cuz there's one thing she is not

Em
To score a ten would be just fine
A7
But I'd rather be dressed to the nines 
Em                       C   G   C
   It's a truth you can't ref-uu-uu-uu-ute

( Am  Am  C  D )

                C
Nothing suits me like a suit

C    ( C Blues scale riff in bass)

G
Picture a world where 
C
all the boys and girls
      F       D
Are impeccably well dressed
      G           C
That delivery guy in the jacket and tie
    F             D
That puppy in the double-breast

   Em
That '80s dude in mutton chops
   A7
That baby with a lollipop
Em                     C   G    C
    That lady cop who's kinda c-uu -uu-uu-te

( Am  Am  C  D )

                 C
Nothing suits 'em like a suit

Wingman I can wear
G
They're oh so debonair
C
The perfect way to snare
G
a girl with daddy issues


C
In navy blue or black
G
Check out this perfect rack
C       G          D
I want to give them a squeeze
           C        G
Oh really? Then answer these questions
        D
If you please