G
I know what you're thinking
C
What's Barney been drinking?
F D
That girl was smoking hot
G
Yes I coulda nailed her
C
But no it's not a failure
F D
'Cuz there's one thing she is not
Em
To score a ten would be just fine
A7
But I'd rather be dressed to the nines
Em C G C
It's a truth you can't ref-uu-uu-uu-ute
( Am Am C D )
C
Nothing suits me like a suit
C ( C Blues scale riff in bass)
G
Picture a world where
C
all the boys and girls
F D
Are impeccably well dressed
G C
That delivery guy in the jacket and tie
F D
That puppy in the double-breast
Em
That '80s dude in mutton chops
A7
That baby with a lollipop
Em C G C
That lady cop who's kinda c-uu -uu-uu-te
( Am Am C D )
C
Nothing suits 'em like a suit
Wingman I can wear
G
They're oh so debonair
C
The perfect way to snare
G
a girl with daddy issues
C
In navy blue or black
G
Check out this perfect rack
C G D
I want to give them a squeeze
C G
Oh really? Then answer these questions
D
If you please
