| Fmaj7  |


[Verse 1]
 Fmaj7
Said I wouldn't call ya
 Fmaj7
Said I wouldn't need ya
 Fmaj7
So I went and bought me some Tequila amnesia
 Cmaj7
Said I wouldn't sweat ya
  Cmaj7
Swore that I'd forget ya
    Cmaj7
No fuckin' up my good time, I said I'd never let ya


[Pre-Chorus]
    Fmaj7
No FaceTimin', no drunk dialin', no crawling back in my bed
    Fmaj7
No late night, no candelights, tryna get you outta that dress
     Cmaj7
No slow jam, no holding hands, man, all that shit is dead
 Cmaj7
Yeah, that's everything that I said


[Chorus]
                    Fmaj7
And that was five drinks ago, five drinks ago
      Fmaj7
When you were just somebody that I used to know
     Cmaj7
When I was thinking sober, we were good and over
 Cmaj7
Said I wouldn't think about you
                Fmaj7
That was five drinks ago, five drinks ago, yeah
       Fmaj7
They shoulda cut me off, they shoulda took my phone
             Cmaj7
'Causе I'm thinkin' 'bout textin' some alcohol confessions
    Cmaj7
And еverything I said I wouldn't do
                Fmaj7
That was five drinks ago, that was five, that was five
                Cmaj7
That was five drinks ago, that was five, uh, yeah


[Verse 2]
 Fmaj7
Ran into your mama, told me I should call ya
 Fmaj7
Told her, "Hey, don't bother, I'm done messin' with your daughter"
       Cmaj7
'Cause I don't need no drama (Yeah)
 Cmaj7
Period, no comma, yeah

[Pre-Chorus]
    Fmaj7
No FaceTimin', no drunk dialin', no crawling back in my bed
    Fmaj7
No late night, no candelights, tryna get you outta that dress
     Cmaj7
No slow jam, no holding hands, man, all that shit is dead
 Cmaj7
Yeah, that's everything that I said


[Chorus]
                    Fmaj7
And that was five drinks ago, five drinks ago
      Fmaj7
When you were just somebody that I used to know
     Cmaj7
When I was thinking sober, we were good and over
 Cmaj7
Said I wouldn't think about you
                Fmaj7
That was five drinks ago, five drinks ago, yeah
       Fmaj7
They shoulda cut me off, they shoulda took my phone
             Cmaj7
'Causе I'm thinkin' 'bout textin' some alcohol confessions
    Cmaj7
And еverything I said I wouldn't do
                Fmaj7
That was five drinks ago, that was five, that was five
                Cmaj7
That was five drinks ago, that was five


[Bridge]
Fmaj7
 I probably would've left that past alone, oh
Cmaj7
 If I would've kept my ass at home


[Chorus]
                    Fmaj7
And that was five drinks ago, five drinks ago
      Fmaj7
When you were just somebody that I used to know
     Cmaj7
When I was thinking sober, we were good and over
 Cmaj7
Said I wouldn't think about you
                Fmaj7
That was five drinks ago, five drinks ago, yeah
       Fmaj7
They shoulda cut me off, they shoulda took my phone
             Cmaj7
'Causе I'm thinkin' 'bout textin' some alcohol confessions
    Cmaj7
And еverything I said I wouldn't do
                Fmaj7
That was five drinks ago, that was five, that was five
                Cmaj7
That was five drinks ago, that was five

[Outro]
    Fmaj7
No FaceTimin', no drunk dialin', no crawling back in my bed
    Fmaj7
No late night, no candelights, tryna get you outta that dress
   Cmaj7
Uh, everybody in here, next round on me (No slow jam, no holding hands, man, all that shit is dead)
             Cmaj7
Yeah, that's everything that I said
                            N.C.
Fuck it, somebody call me a Uber