| Fmaj7 | [Verse 1] Fmaj7 Said I wouldn't call ya Fmaj7 Said I wouldn't need ya Fmaj7 So I went and bought me some Tequila amnesia Cmaj7 Said I wouldn't sweat ya Cmaj7 Swore that I'd forget ya Cmaj7 No fuckin' up my good time, I said I'd never let ya [Pre-Chorus] Fmaj7 No FaceTimin', no drunk dialin', no crawling back in my bed Fmaj7 No late night, no candelights, tryna get you outta that dress Cmaj7 No slow jam, no holding hands, man, all that shit is dead Cmaj7 Yeah, that's everything that I said [Chorus] Fmaj7 And that was five drinks ago, five drinks ago Fmaj7 When you were just somebody that I used to know Cmaj7 When I was thinking sober, we were good and over Cmaj7 Said I wouldn't think about you Fmaj7 That was five drinks ago, five drinks ago, yeah Fmaj7 They shoulda cut me off, they shoulda took my phone Cmaj7 'Causе I'm thinkin' 'bout textin' some alcohol confessions Cmaj7 And еverything I said I wouldn't do Fmaj7 That was five drinks ago, that was five, that was five Cmaj7 That was five drinks ago, that was five, uh, yeah [Verse 2] Fmaj7 Ran into your mama, told me I should call ya Fmaj7 Told her, "Hey, don't bother, I'm done messin' with your daughter" Cmaj7 'Cause I don't need no drama (Yeah) Cmaj7 Period, no comma, yeah [Pre-Chorus] Fmaj7 No FaceTimin', no drunk dialin', no crawling back in my bed Fmaj7 No late night, no candelights, tryna get you outta that dress Cmaj7 No slow jam, no holding hands, man, all that shit is dead Cmaj7 Yeah, that's everything that I said [Chorus] Fmaj7 And that was five drinks ago, five drinks ago Fmaj7 When you were just somebody that I used to know Cmaj7 When I was thinking sober, we were good and over Cmaj7 Said I wouldn't think about you Fmaj7 That was five drinks ago, five drinks ago, yeah Fmaj7 They shoulda cut me off, they shoulda took my phone Cmaj7 'Causе I'm thinkin' 'bout textin' some alcohol confessions Cmaj7 And еverything I said I wouldn't do Fmaj7 That was five drinks ago, that was five, that was five Cmaj7 That was five drinks ago, that was five [Bridge] Fmaj7 I probably would've left that past alone, oh Cmaj7 If I would've kept my ass at home [Chorus] Fmaj7 And that was five drinks ago, five drinks ago Fmaj7 When you were just somebody that I used to know Cmaj7 When I was thinking sober, we were good and over Cmaj7 Said I wouldn't think about you Fmaj7 That was five drinks ago, five drinks ago, yeah Fmaj7 They shoulda cut me off, they shoulda took my phone Cmaj7 'Causе I'm thinkin' 'bout textin' some alcohol confessions Cmaj7 And еverything I said I wouldn't do Fmaj7 That was five drinks ago, that was five, that was five Cmaj7 That was five drinks ago, that was five [Outro] Fmaj7 No FaceTimin', no drunk dialin', no crawling back in my bed Fmaj7 No late night, no candelights, tryna get you outta that dress Cmaj7 Uh, everybody in here, next round on me (No slow jam, no holding hands, man, all that shit is dead) Cmaj7 Yeah, that's everything that I said N.C. Fuck it, somebody call me a Uber