5000 Ways To Die

        D           A         B    G
and the bastard you hated the most
         D           A         B 
will stand up and give you a 
   G
toast
                     D       
he'll say, "we were such good 
    A         B              G
friends, especially near the end"
 D                        A    G 
then he'll feel up your 
   D       G         A
girlfriend in the front of your 
ghost

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B                      G
so get in your car and drive real 
fast,
D                               A
up in the attic the with a shotgun 
blast,
B                  G
take a bath with a clock radio
D                  A
vodka and valium overdose
F#             G                  
have you ever tried? there must be 
 A
5000 ways to die

Chords
   B   G   A    D    F#
E|-------------------------| 
B|-------------------------| 
G|--4------------7---------| 
D|--4---5---7----7----4----| 
A|--2---5---7----5----4----| 
E|------3---5---------2----|