Garage Sale
Nerf Herder
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A [Verse 1] N.C. D E D A D E D An old plastic mug with a picture of a Smurf on itA D And an old white leather sofa withE D a brown stain, where you used toA D E D sitA D And a statuette of a dragon,E D A D E D clutching a crystal orbA D And a T-shirt of a unicorn flyingE D through space that was tatteredA D E D and worn [Chorus] N.C A D At your garage saleE D Your garage saleA D Your garage saleE D 25 cents at your garage saleA D Garage saleE D Your garage saleA D Your garage saleE D 25 cents at your garage saleContinues after the ad[Verse 2]A D E D ... A few years ago, I gotA D E invited to your birthday party; ID wanted to make an impressionA D So I walked up and down StateE D Street to the hippie store to buyA D E D a nice present for youA D E I spent $34.95 on a very fancyD A scented candle; it smelt likeD E strawberry Pop-Tarts and oreganoDA D E ... I rubbed it all over my bodyD and wrapped it up to gave it toA D E D you... but here it is [Chorus]A D At your garage saleE D Your garage saleA D Your garage saleE D 25 cents at your garage saleA D Garage saleE D Your garage saleA D Your garage saleE D 25 cents at your garage sale [Interlude] Why, why would you sell it? thought you liked it; I'm sure you didA D E I found a birthday present forD you, for youA D I dusty, old birthday present forE D youA D E I found a birthday present forD you, for youA D A crummy, old birthday presentE D for you, for you N.C A D At your garage saleE D Your garage saleA D Your garage saleE D 25 cents at your garage saleA D Garage saleE D Your garage saleA D Your garage saleE D 25 cents at your garage sale