When Did I Become Such A Bitch

INTRO:

[play: Guitar Figure 1]

Guitar Figure 1

   Gm      C                      
E|-------------------------------|
B|------3-6-5-----5-----3--------|
G|----3-------5-5---5-5---5-3-2--|
D|--5----------------------------|
A|-------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------|
   Gm      C           Dm
E|----------------------5--------| 
B|------3-6-5-----5-------8-6-5--| 
G|----3-------5-5---5-5----------| 
D|--5----------------------------| 
A|-------------------------------| 
E|-------------------------------| 


VERSE:
Gm             C        F
  In Sears and Roebuck,   in 
             Bb
Nineteen Fifty-Seven,
Gm      C          F            
  In my last life, all good 
        Bb
girls would go to Heaven
Gm           C            F     
  But I've a strangeness,   a 
       Bb
queer propensity
    Gm           C             F
For twisting the knife too easily


PD-C HORUS:
       Dm                Bb       
When I think I'm getting better, 
   C            F
I'm just getting worse
       Dm                Bb       
When I think I've got it made, I 
     F        C     C7
get impossibly cursed


CHORUS:
         G        F             C 
When did I become such a bitch?
 C7

              G        F       
And how did I let this happen? I 
        C  C7
don't know
         G        F
When did I become such a bitch?
  Bb            F
I used to be so nice


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VERSE:
It's like a sickness, I'm powerless 
to stop it
My boring life, my little heart made
 misanthropic
Don't give me reasons, just give me 
therapy
But, really, just give me what I 
want


PD-C HORUS:
When I think I'm getting better, I'm
 evil again
When I think I've got it fixed, I 
have familiar refrains


CHORUS:
When did I become such a bitch?
And how did I let this happen? I 
don't know
When did I become such a bitch?
I used to be so nice
        Bb           C
Well, I used to be alright


BRIDGE:
    Dm             C          
But I-I-I-I-I hate everyone and 
  F                  Dm
everything all the time
    C                       E   N.C.
And being so cruel - 'cause all the 
pleasure that I get
                                   E
    N.C.
My wicked tongue helps me forget 
myself and all my foolish ways
'Cause being good is just so fucking
 Dm   C   F   Dm
 boring


[play: Guitar Figure 1]


PD-C HORUS:
When I think I'm getting better, I'm
 just getting worse
When I think I've got it made, I get
 impossibly cursed
When I think that I'm better, I'm 
worse, yes, I am
When I think that I'm better, I find
 that I'm cursed


CHORUS:
When did I become such a bitch?
And how did I let this happen? I 
don't know
When did I become such a bitch?
I used to be so nice, once upon a 
time

Oh, when did I become such a bitch?
And how did I let this happen? I 
don't know
When did I become such a bitch?
I used to be so nice
Well, I used to be alright


[play: Guitar Figure 1]  [x2]

[end on F]


CHORDS:
Gm    355333
C     335553
D     557765
F     133211 or 88 10 10 10 8
Bb    113331 or 688766
C7    335353
E     779997