He Was A Professional

    C     C/G     Am   Fmaj7    G     Em7     F      Eb     Bb     G*    G/A    G/B
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B]--5------5------1------1------3------3------1------8------3------3------3------3--|
G]--5------5------2------2------4------4------2------8------3------0------0------0--|
D]--5------5------2------2------5------5------3------8------3------0------0------0--|
A]--3------x------0------x------x------x------x------6------1------x------0------2--|
E]---------3-------------1------3------0------1--------------------3------x------x--|


 CHORUS 1:
                         C                  C/G             Am
  He was a professional dog food taster but no-one would believe him
                        C                          C/G        Am
  They thought he might be a spy but in reality he was quite boring
     Fmaj7       G                       G/E  F
  He worked for all the major companies
                G/E                       F  G
  He worked his way up the dog food chain,   he was a professional


 VERSE 1:
Eb                                                                  C
  He worked so hard, he never found the time for friends, he never socialised
Eb                                                                        C
  He felt so alone 'cause when he talked about his job, people though he told them lies
  Bb              G
  Nobody could believe...


CHORUS 2:
  G                      C                  C/G             Am
  He was a professional dog food taster but no-one would believe him
                        C                          C/G        Am
  They thought he might be a spy but in reality he was quite boring
     Fmaj7       G                       G/E  F
  He worked for all the major companies
                G/E                       F  G
  He worked his way up the dog food chain,   he was a professional


 VERSE 2:
Eb                                                               C
  One day cross the bar, he caught the eye of a girl he did not recognise
Eb                                                                         C
  When he asked her what she did for work, well the answer came as a very big surprise
  Bb              G*  G/A  G/B
  It was hard to believe


CHORUS 3:
   G                      C                   C/G        Am
  She was a professional dog food taster, she totally believed him
                           C                           C/G        Am
  People thought she might be a spy but in reality she was quite boring
      Fmaj7       G                       G/E  F
  She worked for all the major companies
                 G/E                       F   G
  She worked her way up the dog food chain,   she was a professional


 BRIDGE:
C                       C/G     Am
  They fell in love and love is all they ever wanted
               C            C/G     Am    Am/F
  They're the same, no-one could believe
G                        G/E  F
  They bought a big house in country for the kids
                G/E                           F
  And they they opened their own dog food factory


CHORUS 4:
    G                          C                    C/G            Am
  They were both professional dog food tasters, but no-one would believe them
                             C                                C/G         Am
  People thought they might both be spies but in reality they were quite boring
       Fmaj7       G                       G/E  F
  They worked for all the major companies
                    G/E                       F    G
  They worked their way up the dog food chain