Bald Guy

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  June fourth 2005

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will always be remembered as the 
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day that I,


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looked into the mirror, and 
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confirmed my suspicion,

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I'm losing my hair.

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I thought about labisha, but 
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pain in just one ball really freaks
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 me out,

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I went down to Boswell institute,

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The salesman told me it's only as
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 much as a car to get a transplant.

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With only 3 weeks of head scabs,
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 that's not for me.

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NO, if it's balding I am then it's a
 bald guy I'm gonna be!

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(Repeat)
I know I'm not alone, every room I 
go to some dude knows how I feel, 
it's just hair! (hair).


If we truly evolved we wouldn't have
 that shit anywhere!

I've gotta few years to go, before 
it really starts to show.

Until that day, I still got hair, 
but I'm gonna be a bald guy some 
day.


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  Bruce Willis is fucking hot!

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  And Captain Picard is generally 
regarded as sexy.

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  I look just like that dude from 
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snatch


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If I just start working out, and 
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buy some clothes I'll be so cool...


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I'm gonna be a bald guy (bald guy) 
(x2)

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Gonna be a bald guy some day...some 
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day....