My Right Hand

[C]                          F
I'm in love with my right hand
    C
Ohh yeah
[C]                               
He is always there, when i need a 
              F
5 minute friend
    C          (G)
Ohh yeah

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                        Am
And i can speed myself up
               F
Slow myself down
                   (C)(C)  
As long as there's no one 
(G)(G)(C)(C)
else a-round
          Am                F
It's just me and my adult DVD

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[Ab]                            
And i can freeze the frame at my 
[G]
favorite part
   [Ab]                       [G]
And pretend the the actress is here
     [Ab]                [A#]       
 [Ab]       C(bar on 8th)
I can pretend that Mandy Mammaries 
is here with me