Mermaids

Bb              C
She was a catch We were a match
Bb                          C
I was the match That would fire up 
her snatch
Bb                    C
But there was a catch I was no match
Bb                          C
I was fired from her crotch Now I'll
 sit around and watch
Bb                          C
The mermaids sun themselves Out on 
the rocks
Bb                        C
They are beyond our touch I watch 
and watch
Bb               C
Them wave at me, They wave at me
Bb                 C              Dm
They wave and slip Back into the sea

C                     Bb         
All the ones who come All the 
      Gm
ones who go
               Dm
Down to the water
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C                         Bb     
And all the ones who come All the
          Gm
 ones who go
             Dm
Down to the sea

Bb               C
I believe in God I believe in 
mermaids too
Bb                                 
I believe in 72 virgins on a chain 
C
Why not? Why not?
Bb                       C
I believe in the rapture For I've 
seen your face
Bb                        C      
On the floor of the ocean At the 
                Dm
bottom of the rain


Bb                           C
I do Driver Alertness Course I do 
Husband Alertness Course
Bb                            C
I do Mermaid Alertness Course I 
watch them out on the rocks
Bb              C
They wave at me,they wave at me
Bb                 C              Dm
They wave and slip back into the sea

C                     Bb         
All the ones who come All the 
      Gm
ones who go
               Dm
Down to the water
C                         Bb     
And all the ones who come All the
          Gm
 ones who go
             Dm
Down to the sea

C                     Bb         
All the ones who come All the 
      Gm
ones who go
               Dm
Down to the water
C                         Bb     
And all the ones who come All the
          Gm
 ones who go
             Dm
Down to the sea