Todays Lesson

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  Little Janie, she wakes up from a dream
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  A gun like a jawbone down the waistband of her jeans

Oh, yeah

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  Mr Sandman, he can recite today's lesson in his sleep
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He says there oughta be some kind of law against me going down the street
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  And little Janie pipes up and she says, she says:



[CHORUS]

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  We're gonna have a real cool time tonight
Yeah, tonight

All right

Continues after the ad
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Down the back of Janie's jeans she had the jawbone of an ass
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Mr Sandman, he runs around the corner
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Trying to head her off at the pass
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He sticks his head over the fence and yells something way too fast
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It's today's lesson, yeah, something about the corruption of the working class
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Little Janie wakes up on the floor and she says

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We're gonna have a real cool time tonight
Come on

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Janie says we're all such a crush of want half-mad with loss
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We are violated in our sleep and we weep and we toss and we turn and we burn
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We are hypnotised we are cross-eyed we are pimped we are bitched
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We are told such monstrous lies
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Janie wakes up and she says

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We're gonna have a real cool time tonight

G  O-Y BIT

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Mr Sandman, he has a certain appetite for Janie in repose
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He digs her pretty knees and that she is completely naked underneath all her clothes
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He likes to congregate around the intersection of Janie's jeans, yeah
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Mr Sandman the inseminator he opens her up like a love letter and enters her dreams
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Little Janie wakes up and she says

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We're gonna have a real good time tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight
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We're gonna have a real good time
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Come on, come on, come on
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We're gonna have a real good time