Dragon Slayer

Am G   Am G
Why Hello there
Am G                F                       C       G
You seem to be a very attractive young lady
                                Am G    Am G
I'd like to take you out on the hottest of dates
  Am G                                 F
I see that you have a lot of other gentleman suitors
F G
Allow me to make my case

[Verse]
Am   G         Am
This guy plays football
      F                  G
But I once won the whole super bowl by myself
Am   G        Am
This guy is a weightlifter
          F               G
But I can bench an entire continental shelf
Am   G         Am
That dude is a scientist
      F                 G
But I already cured all diseases last week
Am     G          Am           G
And if that's not enough lemme ask
             F                                     G
When was the last time one of these dicks killed a motherfuckin' mythical beast?

[Chorus]
F        C                G
Oh yeah, I will rock your world
            Am     G
Cause I'm a dragon slayer, girl!
F       C             G
I shall now expose my chest
Am                    G
Don't act like you're not impressed
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F            C               G
How hard did I just seal the deal
Am             G       F
With my dragon slayer steel
                   A#
Do you feel all my sexy appeal
       Esus4                 E
And my story that's so very totally real

[Verse]
Am     G         Am
I rode up to the mountaintop
F                                   G
It was ninety million hundred fifty thousand hundred feet in the air
Am    G         Am
Til I found the Dragon's cave
      F                          G
And I fought through his army of awesome karate bears
Am           G           Am
The Dragon's breath was a blast from hell
       F                             G
And we fought so hard I missed a longstanding appointment for brunch
Am     G        Am           G
Then I swung my horse like a club
       F                                 G
And it caused a sonic boom that ruptured space and then exploded the sun

[Chorus]
F        C              G
Oh yeah, you are now in love
             Am     G
With both my dragon slaying nuts
F          C                G
I killed a demon with these hands
      Am      G
Did I say I'm also in a band?
F       C                  G
In case you might need more proof
              Am     G        F
I brought the dragon right to you
              A#
Ooh! it's the one that I slew
      Esus4                   E
He'll attest that my story is totally true.
Am
Dragon dance!

[Instrumental]
Am Am/G F F/E Dm F E

[Bridge]
Am     F
I am a dragon!
         G                              Esus4       E
Not some guy Dan met at the bus station in a dragon suit

[Chorus]
F          C             G
Girl, let's go back to my place
                      Am       G
Nothing fancy, just a huge mansion in space
F       C                   G
Can you guess what's coming next?
         Am                G
Here's a hint: I'm talking about sex
F           C                G
This is the best day of your life
             Am     G      F
You'll be my dragon slayer wife
                    A#
All right! Now it's time to decide
            Esus4                      E
Which lucky one of us is gonna be your lover tonight?