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(Spoken): Ninja Brian, I invited a large number of girls over here foran orgy tonight, but I have to say the
responses thus far haven't been exactly what I hoped for...
[Verse 1]
GAD
Stacey had a headache, Jenny was in jail,
BmAD
Brenda had to work late, Kate was getting Jenny's bail.
GAD
Angela got scurvy, Ashley caught a cold,
A
Sally's dad exploded (that's what I was told...)
GAD
Michelle had to play checkers, Ann was bakin' pies,
BmAD
Wendy's dad exploded too (that might've been a lie).
GAD
Pam had Frisbee™ lessons, Stella had ballet,
A
now I'm by myself but I can have fun anyway, so...
[Pre-Chorus 1]
GA/GGmaj7A
Dim (dim) the lights. Remove (remove) my tights (YEAH!)
[Chorus 1]
DGAD
Nobody showed, but I'm gonna have some fun,
GDADA
Let's get this party started: it's an orgy for one!
BmGAD
It's me and my hand and it's hotter that the sun,
GBmAD
So break out the tissues: it's an orgy for one!
GBmAD
I'm working out my issues in an orgy for one!
[Verse 2]
GAD
Margaret's cat was nauseous, Jean was way too shy,
BmAD
Steve was not invited because he was a guy.
GAD
Claire was parasailing, Brooke said she was in space,
A
but it doesn't matter 'cuz I'm rounding second base, so...
[Pre-Chorus 2]
GA/GGmaj7A
Through (through) the night, my grasp (my grasp) is tight (OH!)
[Chorus 2]
DGAD
Beatin' so hard you'd think I was a drum,
GDADA
I don't even care, it's an orgy for one!
BmGAD
I'm here all alone and I'm tugging on my plums
GBmAD
It's not just masturbation, it's an orgy for one
GBmAD
It's a fucking celebration: it's an orgy for one!
BbCadd2D
Or--- gy---- for one-----
BbCadd2A
Or--- gy---- for one-----
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[Pre-Chorus 3]
GA/GGmaj7A/G
Six (six) -tynine (-tynine), without (without) the 'nine' (the 'nine')
GA/GGmaj7A
Pour (pour) the wine (the wine). I'm mine (I'm mine), all mine!
[Chorus 3]
DGAD
I'm batting a thousand and nailing everyone,
GDADA
Thank you everybody at this orgy for one!
BmGAD
These pillows are stacked to look vaguely like a butt
GBmAD
You know I'm goin' for it: it's an orgy for one!
GBmAD
My junk is getting sore and it's an orgy for one!
GBmA
You know that I'll be scoring at the orgy... for
BbCadd2D
One (Or--- gy---- for one-----)
BbCadd2D
Or--- gy---- for one-----