D G A D
G D A D
Bm G A D
G Bm A D
G Bm A D
(Spoken): Ninja Brian, I invited a large number of girls over here foran orgy tonight, but I have to say the
responses thus far haven't been exactly what I hoped for...
[Verse 1]
G A D
Stacey had a headache, Jenny was in jail,
Bm A D
Brenda had to work late, Kate was getting Jenny's bail.
G A D
Angela got scurvy, Ashley caught a cold,
A
Sally's dad exploded (that's what I was told...)
G A D
Michelle had to play checkers, Ann was bakin' pies,
Bm A D
Wendy's dad exploded too (that might've been a lie).
G A D
Pam had Frisbee™ lessons, Stella had ballet,
A
now I'm by myself but I can have fun anyway, so...
[Pre-Chorus 1]
G A/G Gmaj7 A
Dim (dim) the lights. Remove (remove) my tights (YEAH!)
[Chorus 1]
D G A D
Nobody showed, but I'm gonna have some fun,
G D A D A
Let's get this party started: it's an orgy for one!
Bm G A D
It's me and my hand and it's hotter that the sun,
G Bm A D
So break out the tissues: it's an orgy for one!
G Bm A D
I'm working out my issues in an orgy for one!
[Verse 2]
G A D
Margaret's cat was nauseous, Jean was way too shy,
Bm A D
Steve was not invited because he was a guy.
G A D
Claire was parasailing, Brooke said she was in space,
A
but it doesn't matter 'cuz I'm rounding second base, so...
[Pre-Chorus 2]
G A/G Gmaj7 A
Through (through) the night, my grasp (my grasp) is tight (OH!)
[Chorus 2]
D G A D
Beatin' so hard you'd think I was a drum,
G D A D A
I don't even care, it's an orgy for one!
Bm G A D
I'm here all alone and I'm tugging on my plums
G Bm A D
It's not just masturbation, it's an orgy for one
G Bm A D
It's a fucking celebration: it's an orgy for one!
Bb Cadd2 D
Or--- gy---- for one-----
Bb Cadd2 A
Or--- gy---- for one-----
[Guitar Solo]
D G A D
G D A D
Bm G A D
G Bm A D
G Bm A D
[Pre-Chorus 3]
G A/G Gmaj7 A/G
Six (six) -tynine (-tynine), without (without) the 'nine' (the 'nine')
G A/G Gmaj7 A
Pour (pour) the wine (the wine). I'm mine (I'm mine), all mine!
[Chorus 3]
D G A D
I'm batting a thousand and nailing everyone,
G D A D A
Thank you everybody at this orgy for one!
Bm G A D
These pillows are stacked to look vaguely like a butt
G Bm A D
You know I'm goin' for it: it's an orgy for one!
G Bm A D
My junk is getting sore and it's an orgy for one!
G Bm A
You know that I'll be scoring at the orgy... for
Bb Cadd2 D
One (Or--- gy---- for one-----)
Bb Cadd2 D
Or--- gy---- for one-----
