Fm 133111
C  X32010
C# X46664
Eb X68886
Bb X13331
G# 466544
F# 244322

          
[Intro]
Fm             C                                       Fm                        C
Dear Princess, this is a message from the battlefront, from your trusted knight, Sir Daniel Sexbang

[Verse 1]
Fm     C#     Eb           Bb
I have ridden thousands of miles
Fm     C#           G#        Eb
I have survived the deadliest trials
Fm                  C#          Eb         Bb
I've fought through battles you can't even dream
      G#            Bb         C
For a taste of your peppermint creams

[Verse 2]
Fm        C#        Eb            Bb
Sword and steed are all that I've had
   Fm          C#   G#       Eb
To conquer the evil over the land
        Fm        C#           Eb           Bb
But the beacon of light at the end of their schemes
        G#              Bb         C
Was the thought of your peppermint creams


[Chorus]
C#                     G#
Oh! Talkin' about your boobies
C#             Eb              Fm 
The peppermint creams are your boobies
                  C#
Your boobalicious boobies
   G#
OH GOD!
F#                C#                   Bb           C
   GAH JUST LEMME GET AT THOSE BOOBIES ONE TIME!!!!!!!


[Verse 3]
Fm          C#      Eb      Bb
Lost in the dark of eternal night
Fm         C#              G#        Eb
Failing my quest meant the end of my life
          Fm             C#      Eb        Bb
And when things were the worst I wanted to scream
       G#              Bb         C
Then I thought of your peppermint creams

[Verse 4]
Fm    C#        Eb          Bb
Now I kneel and pray to the gods
Fm            C#         G#        Eb
Amidst fallen cities and crumbling façades
       Fm    C#         Eb          Bb
That I shall return and make you my queen
    G#           Bb         C
And bask in your peppermint creams


[Chorus]
C#           
Also your butt!
G#                          C#                  Eb
The term peppermint creams, also refers to your sweet butt!
    Fm                   C#
Oh! Your ass cheeks from heaven!
G#
AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
                      F#                 C#
Which do I like more? Your boobs or your butt?
                        Bb
GOD ABOVE don't make me choose!
                        C
I'd rather die than choose I'D RATHER FUCKING DIE!!!!!


[Outro]
Fm                       G#
And with these last words
           C       Fm
I must now bid you adieu
Fm                 G#
You are my princess
           C           Fm
And I will always love you...r boobs. It's the boobs. I like the boobs more, I just realized.