Peppermint Creams

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[Intro]
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Dear Princess, this is a message from the battlefront, from your trusted knight, Sir Daniel 
Sexbang

[Verse 1]
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I have ridden thousands of miles
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I have survived the deadliest trials
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I've fought through battles you can't even dream
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For a taste of your peppermint creams

[Verse 2]
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Sword and steed are all that I've had
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To conquer the evil over the land
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But the beacon of light at the end of their schemes
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Was the thought of your peppermint creams


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[Chorus]
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Oh! Talkin' about your boobies
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The peppermint creams are your boobies
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Your boobalicious boobies
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OH GOD!
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   GAH JUST LEMME GET AT THOSE BOOBIES ONE TIME!!!!!!!


[Verse 3]
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Lost in the dark of eternal night
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Failing my quest meant the end of my life
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And when things were the worst I wanted to scream
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Then I thought of your peppermint creams

[Verse 4]
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Now I kneel and pray to the gods
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Amidst fallen cities and crumbling façades
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That I shall return and make you my queen
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And bask in your peppermint creams


[Chorus]
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Also your butt!
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The term peppermint creams, also refers to your sweet butt!
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Oh! Your ass cheeks from heaven!
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AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
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Which do I like more? Your boobs or your butt?
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GOD ABOVE don't make me choose!
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I'd rather die than choose I'D RATHER FUCKING DIE!!!!!


[Other]
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And with these last words
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I must now bid you adieu
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You are my princess
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And I will always love you...r boobs. It's the boobs. I like the boobs more, I just realized.