Em7                           A7                              Em7           A7
Girl, I'm gonna take my flang-diddly out and slam it in your flump (That's right)
Em7                                A7                                     Em7      A7
Then, without a sound, I'll run my tongue all up and down your whole sp'kunk (You like that?)
                                                                                                              
                                                                                                              
[Verse 2]
Em7                                     A7
Then, I'll flip you 'round and lay you down
                            Em7                    Em7
And rub my gank up on your shmears (all over your shmears)
     Em7                                A7                               Em7   A7
Your pliver will start to quiver when I grab your stanky nootputs by the fleers
                                                                                                              
                                                                                                              
[Chorus 1]
D7             C7                                   D7
 Oh! Open your heart and give me a taste of your flarmp
          C7                                      D7
I'm gonna lightly stroke your fflendal 'til you twarf
            C7
Then I will gently flick your turfles, baby

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N.C.                                           Bm7 B7
'Til you scream "Oh my God, I'm gonna quambely so  hard!"


Em7     A7                       Em7                        A7
SPOKEN: Damn, that's some smooth talking! Plenty more where that came from, UNH!


[Solo 1]
Em7                    A7  Em7 A7
Now it's - oh, horns, sorry...
Em7 A7 Em7 A7
           Here we go baby

[Solo 2]
Em7                               A7          Em7 A7
Now it's- Oh wow, a guitar solo too, alright...
Em7 A7 Em7 A7
                                                                                                              
                                                                                                              
[Verse 3]
Em7                             A7                                 Em7    A7
Now it's time for me to take my tiddlybits and mash 'em 'til they gub (Oh yeah!)
     Em7                               A7                                 Em7      A7
I've got two nasty doodads and they're begging for one moment with your shnub (Yea, yea!)
                                                                                                              
                                                                                                              
[Chorus 2]
   D7                                                C7                                           D7
My sackity pack is the figgeta-figgeta-fack and it's on the attack, lookin' to mack back in your coo
                                                 C7                                 D7
We're gonna mate 'til we're drained like two hot shmazins and I please you with my shmoo 
                                C7
(Woo-hoo!) Dinner is served and looks my vagoink is the main...

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                .    .   .   .   .

N.C.                                              Bm7 B7
dish. So sit down and gobble my spünt or leave if you wish...

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