Gb  Gb/Bb Ab
Have been told that you only date nice guys
                                Gb Gb/Bb Ab
Well, if that's how you judge a lover's worth
              Db       Gb
Your ass just hit pay dirt
        Gb                                Ab
I'm the most sensitive man on God's green earth

         Gb       Db
Here's a rose bouquet
                            Gb   Gb/Bb Ab
I also baked you some fresh creme brûlée
                            Gb Gb/Bb Ab
Now mount this stallion and we shall ride
           Db     Gb
While also flying kites
         Gb                                 Ab
And make love inside a rainbow through the night

[CHORUS 1]
                    Gb Ab Db Gb
Then after sex I'll cry
Gb Ab Db
Cry
                         Gb Ab Db Gb
And also before sex I'll cry
Gb Ab Db
Cry

[BRIDGE]
Bbm    Ab    Ebm     Gb Ab
Bbm    Ab    Gb Bbm Ab
(Girl, you know how I feel about you. It's like you're a fossil sample, and I'm an impatient
paleontologist…'cause I want to date you badly)

[VERSE 2]
        Gb        Db
Watch a film with me
                       Gb Gb/Bb Ab
I love boring romantic co_me____dies
                            Gb   Gb/Bb Ab
Hop in my carriage, this is like your  dream
    Db        Gb
Any movie we see
         Gb                                   Ab
Can be a drive-in movie if we build up enough speed

         Gb     Db
Now it's almost dawn
                       Gb Gb/Bb Ab
I can communicate with newborn  fawns
                               Gb Gb/Bb Ab
Now they'll perform an ancient forest   dance
               Db        Gb
That will melt off your pants
     Gb                             Ab
Take my junk by the hand, this is romance!

[CHORUS 2]
                    Gb Ab Db          Gb
And during sex I'll cry____ (thinking about sex makes me)
Gb Ab Db
Cry__(Even when I use a sextant I)
Gb Ab Db Gb
Cry______ (They measure angles)
Gb Ab Db
Cry 

Bbm    Ab    Ebm     Gb Ab
Bbm    Ab    Gb Bbm Ab
Bbm    Ab    Ebm     Gb Ab
Bbm
(Sorry, was that too sensitive for you? Don't worry about me, I'll be fine. I'll just be over here thinking
about a duckling riding on the back of a puppy. Also the duckling is wearing a tiny cowboy hat -- slightly
tilted.)