[Intro]
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B|-------------0-|
G|-----PM------1-|D|-3-3-222-3-3-2-|
A|-3-3-222-3-3-x-|
E|-1-1-000-1-1-x-|
E|-------------------|
B|-------------------|
G|-------------------|
D|-6-6------5-5------|
A|-4-4-7-7--3-3-6-6~-|
E|-----5-5------4-4~-|F5E5F5E5
Bell on door ring; "come on in"
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Floyd observes my hairy chin
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Sit down in chair, don't be afraid.
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Steaming hot towel on my face
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I was shaved
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I was shamed
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I was shaved
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Barney ties me to the chair
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I can´t see, I´m really scared
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Floyd breathes hard, I hear the zip
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Pee-pee pressed against my lips
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I was shaved
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I was shamed
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I was shaved
[Solo]
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B|-------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------0-1-3-3-1-0-1-3------------0-1-3-3-1-0-1-3----|
E|-1-1-0-1--------------------1-1-0-1--------------------|E|-------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------0-1-3-3-1-0-1-3------------0-1-3-3/5-5/6-6/7--|
E|-1-1-0-1--------------------1-1-0-1--------------------|
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I sense others in the room
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Opie, Aunt Bea, I presume
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They take turns, they cut me up
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I died smothered, Andy's Clutch
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I was shaved
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I was shamed
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I was shaved
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