[Intro] E|-------------0-| B|-------------0-| G|-----PM------1-| D|-3-3-222-3-3-2-| A|-3-3-222-3-3-x-| E|-1-1-000-1-1-x-| E|-------------------| B|-------------------| G|-------------------| D|-6-6------5-5------| A|-4-4-7-7--3-3-6-6~-| E|-----5-5------4-4~-| F5 E5 F5 E5 Bell on door ring; "come on in" F5 E5 F5 E5 Floyd observes my hairy chin F5 E5 F5 E5 Sit down in chair, don't be afraid. F5 E5 F5 E5 Steaming hot towel on my face C#5 A5 C5 G#5 I was shaved C#5 A5 C5 G#5 I was shamed C#5 A5 C5 G#5 I was shaved ( F5 E5 F5 E5 ) ( F5 E5 F5 E5 ) F5 E5 F5 E5 Barney ties me to the chair F5 E5 F5 E5 I can´t see, I´m really scared F5 E5 F5 E5 Floyd breathes hard, I hear the zip F5 E5 F5 E5 Pee-pee pressed against my lips C#5 A5 C5 G#5 I was shaved C#5 A5 C5 G#5 I was shamed C#5 A5 C5 G#5 I was shaved [Solo] E|-------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------| G|-------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------------| A|---------0-1-3-3-1-0-1-3------------0-1-3-3-1-0-1-3----| E|-1-1-0-1--------------------1-1-0-1--------------------| E|-------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------| G|-------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------------| A|---------0-1-3-3-1-0-1-3------------0-1-3-3/5-5/6-6/7--| E|-1-1-0-1--------------------1-1-0-1--------------------| ( F5 E5 F5 E5 ) ( F5 E5 F5 E5 ) F5 E5 F5 E5 I sense others in the room F5 E5 F5 E5 Opie, Aunt Bea, I presume F5 E5 F5 E5 They take turns, they cut me up F5 E5 F5 E5 I died smothered, Andy's Clutch C#5 A5 C5 G#5 I was shaved C#5 A5 C5 G#5 I was shamed C#5 A5 C5 G#5 I was shaved ( F5 E5 )