Don't try to pretend That you know where I am from Try to listen to this puzzle Because it's not communism My country is small But bigger than a mall Three Million people inside Let's flee and suicide Basketball addiction A wacky religion We do not have many medals Oh wait, now we're swimmers Did you hear about Zeppelin? Its food is edible It's funny how we cherish it Purple soup is Incredible Three white lines on one side You are asked to smoke Don't be a joke You're about to get choked No bad words We borrow them from neighbors No manners Only crazy Slavic dancers Do not call us Russians Brings scary discussions They call us beer lovers But we are just alcoholics We like our pizza In mayo and ketchup We like our cars And a bottle of vodka My country is small But bigger than a mall Three thousand people inside It's called Lithuania