Don't try to pretend
That you know where I am from
Try to listen to this puzzle
Because it's not communism

My country is small
But bigger than a mall
Three Million people inside
Let's flee and suicide

Basketball addiction
A wacky religion
We do not have many medals
Oh wait, now we're swimmers

Did you hear about Zeppelin?
Its food is edible
It's funny how we cherish it
Purple soup is Incredible

Three white lines on one side
You are asked to smoke
Don't be a joke
You're about to get choked

No bad words
We borrow them from neighbors
No manners
Only crazy Slavic dancers

Do not call us Russians
Brings scary discussions
They call us beer lovers
But we are just alcoholics

We like our pizza
In mayo and ketchup
We like our cars
And a bottle of vodka

My country is small
But bigger than a mall
Three thousand people inside
It's called Lithuania