Hazardous To Yourself

Em -   022000
D -    xx0232
C -    x32010
B -    x24442
G -    320033
Dm -   xx0231
Bb -   x13331
A -    x02220
F -    133211
Am -   x02210
F#m -  244222
F# -   244322
D/F# - 2x023x


[Intro]
Em C B G Dm Bb A F  x2


[Verse 1]
Em
  Just read an article
                    D Em
on clogging arteries
            Em
Renewed subscription
      G               D
to my health food magazine
Em
  Don't wanna die young
        Em
I'm paranoid about the
      D Em
future    I'm only 19
          G
and I'm a health
            D
food connoisseur right now


[Chorus 1]
    Am
I'm sitting in a room
           C
I could be lying in
  C
a box if I don't eat right


[Post Chorus]
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[Verse 2]
Em
  Some people tell me what
  Em
is good and bad for me
D Em
    I don't trust anyone
    G               D
but health food magazine
Em
  Mom makes me food that
          Em
sucks and I refuse to eat
D Em
    Lock myself in my
          G
room lose thirty pounds
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  D
a week right now


[Chorus 2]
    Am
I'm sitting in a room
           C
I could be lying in
  C              Em       D
a box if I don't eat right


[Chorus 3]
 Am            B    C
Stay locked in your room all
   G             F
day your warped imagination
 Am             B   C
Stacks of books are piled high
G              F
  with useless information
F#m           G     F#m
   Let your anxiety tell you what is
G                F#m         G
good and bad for you Let paranoia
Em                 F#m
tell you what to do   You always
G  F#m            G
say   that it's a hazard to your
F#m                  G
health Why don't you put your
        Em
fucking fear back on the shelf
            C
Because the only hazard I see
    D                B    G
the only hazard I see The only
         F#
hazard I see is yourself


[Guitar Solo]
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[Verse 3]
Em
  Signed a petition to
     Em
get smokers out of here
D Em
    I got the figures on second
      G
hand smoke death rate every
D   Em
year  Can't go outside my room
    Em
you know I just can't leave
D Em
    I'm too afraid that I
     G                D
will get some weird disease right 
now


[Chorus 4]
    Am
I'm sitting in a room
           C
I could be lying in
  C
a box if I don't eat right


[Post Chorus]
Em C B G Dm Bb A F


[Verse 4]
Em
  My doctor tells me
      Em
I'm a hypochondriac
D  Em
He claims he can help me
          G             D
but he'd stab me in the back
Em
  Been all around my room
        Em
there's nothing good to eat
D       Em
Health magazine with ketchup
      G         D
is my new delicacy right now


[Chorus 5]
    Am
I'm sitting in a room
           C
I could be lying in
  C              Em       D
a box if I don't eat right


[Chorus 6]
 Am            B    C
Stay locked in your room all
   G             F
day your warped imagination
 Am             B   C
Stacks of books are piled high
G              F
  with useless information
F#m           G     F#m
   Let your anxiety tell you what is
G                F#m         G
good and bad for you Let paranoia
Em                 F#m
tell you what to do   You always
G  F#m            G
say   that it's a hazard to your
F#m                  G
health Why don't you put your
        Em
fucking fear back on the shelf
            C
Because the only hazard I see is
     D                    G     D/F#
what you're doing to your health
    C
The only hazard I see
    D                B    G
the only hazard I see The only
         F#
hazard I see is yourself