Asthma Attack

[Intro]
   C       F       G       F
A|3--5--7-| 0--3--0|2--5--2|0--3--0| 
E|0--0--0-| 1--1--1|3--3--3|1--1--1| 
C|0--0--0-| 0--0--0|2--2--2|0--0--0| 
G|0--0--0-| 2--2--2|0--0--0|2--2--2| 

[Verse]
C                            F                             G
I am the physical embodiment of everything I never wanted to be
                                    F
People must think this kid's fucking crazy
C                            F
I am the prime example of indecision
                            G
Life hit me like a head on collision
                           F
But what am I supposed to do

When I’m so see through

[Chorus]
C                                  G
I had never thought that life would

be like this
            F                          G
And now I’m thinking that maybe I should

maybe give life a miss
C                                   G
And if living was the equivalent of breathing
                   F
Then maybe I should
                   G
prepare myself for another asthma attack

[Verse]
C                                                F
Don’t ask me all these bloody questions I’ll get arsey
                                      G
You think I know myself well you’d be mostly wrong
                                      F
It’s taken way too long for me to sing my song

Old me is dead and gone

     C
If lying was a crime then I’d be doing time
            F
And I don’t mean to whine but just imagine having to lie to
G
friends, Foes all of those people that should matter most
F
Living a double life is just as obvious as Pinocchio

[Chorus]
C                                  G
I had never thought that life would

be like this
            F                           G
And now I’m thinking that maybe I should

maybe give life a miss
C                                   G
And if living was the equivalent of breathing
                   F
Then maybe I should
                   G
prepare myself for another asthma attack


[Chorus]
C                                  G
I had never thought that life would

be like this
            F                           G
And now I’m thinking that maybe I should

maybe give life a miss
C                                   G
And if living was the equivalent of breathing
                   F
Then maybe I should
                   G                      C
prepare myself for another asthma attack