G                      A
The first time I saw the descendents
C                                      G
They were the fastest band I'd ever seen
G                          A
No one in the crowd really cared for them
        C                               G
We were waiting for The Ally Cats to play
D                               Em
After a couple months I heard Kabuki Girl
C                                    G
On Rodney On The ROQ late sunday night
         D                           Em                  C
That was enough for me, I hopped the bus to Licorice Pizza
              D
and bought my all time favorite record

G                           A
The next time I went to the whiskey
       C                            G
It was DOA with Millions of Dead Cops
G                                    A
The latter band played faster than I could believe
        C                                     G
But the songs sounded the same and kinda sucked
D                      Em
'cept John Wayne was a Nazi
C                           G
And Joey Shithead was a drunk
D                          Em
Then John Macias beat some hippie to a pulp
C                                 G
'cuz having long hair was a mistake

Solo: D  Em  C  G  D  Em  C  D

G                            A
The third time i went to the hospital
  C                           G
I needed 13 stitches in my head
G                          A
I managed to catch about 6 songs of Ill Repute 
C                                     G
Then some suicidal threw me into a post
D                                   Em
My girlfriend started to cry cuz we had to leave
  C                            G
Before DRI played 50 lousy songs
   D                              Em
My blood stained shirt smelled of clove cigarettes
      C                                   G
But it sure looked pretty cool after a wash (deixe soar)