C B F C
C B F C


[Verse]
                   C                   B
She's a dead beat mom, a one woman pogrom
             F                         C
A tri-polar paradigm, a lunatika time bomb
                      G                            Am
When everything is alright, she makes everything wrong
                 F
Living only to spite and spit napalm

[Chorus]
                   C
She's a dead beat mom
                   B
She's a dead beat mom
                   F
She's a dead beat mom


[Verse]
                   C                   B
She's a dead beat mom,  storm without a calm
         F                            C
VPA and lithium is what she should be on
              G                      C
An emotional vacuum, a good vibe tampon
             F
She got her degree in poisonous pedagogy
               C
Taught by her mom


[Bridge]
          Am              F
Someone stop her before she destroys
      C            D
The childhoods of my two boys
    F               C
My sons mean everything to me
   Dm              Am
So I pray for some agency
    F
To tell her that she's wrong

                   C                 B
But the dead beat mom isn't able to hack it
                Am                   G#
She needs to be in a Prada straight jacket
                 C                   B
A padded rubber room is where she belong
                   Am                       G#
It's the perfect place for, maybe add some mace for


[Verse]
               C                 B
The dead beat mom, she's my Vietnam
       F            C
I got PTSD and an STD
                G
Is everything okay?
                   Am
No everything is wrong
             F
Last week I saw her humming this song

                   C
She's a dead beat mom
                   B
She's a dead beat mom
                   F
She's a dead beat mom
                   C
She's a dead beat mom