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[Verse 1]
A                           F#m
I don't care about how many fucks
A                          F#m
I'll suck an ass for fifty bucks
A                           B
Everybody here wants to get laid
E                                   F#m
We're the only ones who are getting paid

[Chorus]
            Dm
I'm getting fucked
            Dm
I'm sucking cock
            A
And getting paid

            Dm
I'm lickin' nuts
            Dm
I'm spankin' butts
            A
And getting paid

            Dm
We're being lude
            Dm
And getting nude
            Dm
And being screwed
            Dm
And blowin' dudes
            A
And getting paid

[Riff]
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[Verse 2]
A                                   F#m
I'm doin' what I've always done for free
     A                         F#m
I'm doin' what comes so naturally
A                                   B
I'm not sellin' my body I'm renting parts
E                                  F#m
We're sidewalk sluts, we're gutter tarts

[Chorus]
           Dm
I'm tea bagin'
                          A
I'm playin' the rusty trombone
            Dm
I'm getting felt
                        A                      
I'm tossing salads overgrown

            Dm
We're being lude
            Dm
And getting nude
            Dm
And being screwed
            Dm
And blowin' dudes
            Fm
And scorin' drugs

[Outro]  
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