[Intro]

     A5 Bb5                       A5 Bb5
E|---------------x---x---x-------------------x---x---x----|
B|---------------x---x---x-------------------x---x---x----|
G|---------------x---x---x-------------------x---x---x----|
D|----7/8\7/8\7--xxx-xxx-xx-------7/8\7/8\7--xxx-xxx-xx---|
A|----7/8\7/8\7--xxx-xxx-xx-------7/8\7/8\7--xxx-xxx-xx---|
E|----5/6\5/6\5--xxx-xxx-xx-------5/6\5/6\5--xxx-xxx-xx---|

     A5 Bb5                       A5 Bb5
E|---------------x---x---x-------------------x---x---x----|
B|---------------x---x---x-------------------x---x---x----|
G|---------------x---x---x-------------------x---x---x----|
D|----7/8\7/8\7--xxx-xxx-xx-------7/8\7/8\7--xxx-xxx-xx---|
A|----7/8\7/8\7--xxx-xxx-xx-------7/8\7/8\7--xxx-xxx-xx---|
E|----5/6\5/6\5--xxx-xxx-xx-------5/6\5/6\5--xxx-xxx-xx---|

   A5 Bb5   A      C#m  D   Bb     A     C#m   D    Bb
E|--------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------5----7-----------------5----7--------|
G|-------------6----6----7----7-------6----6----7----7----|
D|-7/8\7/-----7----6----7----8-------7----6----7----8-----|
A|-7/8\7/----7----4----5----8-------7----4----5----8------|
E|-5/6\5/---5--------------6-------5--------------6-------|

   A      C#m  D   Bb     A     C#m   D   
E|--------------------------------------------------------|
B|----------5----7-----------------5----------------------|
G|----6----6----7----7-------6----6-----------------------|
D|---7----6----7----8-------7----6------------------------|
A|--7----4----5----8-------7----4----5--------------------|
E|-5--------------6-------5-------------------------------|

[Primeira Parte]

             A        C#m    D   Bb
She'll have another piece of pie
             A        C#m    D   Bb
She'll have a double reuben rye
             A        C#m    D 
She works hard at eating well
        E     A        C#m    D   
That's why I love her

[Segunda Parte]

             A        C#m    D   Bb
She's got a couple of pony kegs
             A        C#m    D   Bb
Her arms are bigger than my legs
             A        C#m    D
And when she holds me I can't breathe
        E     A        C#m    D  
That's why I love her

[Refrão]
             A5       C#5    D5  Bb5
I'm her butter she's my bread
             A5       E5     F5   D5
She's like a mobile waterbed
             A5       C#5    D5
And when I got on top of her
        E5    A5       C#5    D5  Bb5
I can't touch the mattress

             A5       C#5    D5  Bb5
And when her flesh begins to sag
             A5       E5     F5   D5
She's like a human sleeping bag
             A5       C#5    D5
I feel so cozy safe and warm
        E5    A5      C#5    D5   
She's my insulation

[Ponte]

   A5 Bb5                A5 Bb5                A5 Bb5
E|-----------x---x---x-------------x---x---x--------------|
B|-----------x---x---x-------------x---x---x--------------|
G|-----------x---x---x-------------x---x---x--------------|
D|-7/8\7/8\7-xxx-xxx-xx--7/8\7/8\7-xxx-xxx-xx--7/8\7/8\7--|
A|-7/8\7/8\7-xxx-xxx-xx--7/8\7/8\7-xxx-xxx-xx--7/8\7/8\7--|
E|-5/6\5/6\5-xxx-xxx-xx--5/6\5/6\5-xxx-xxx-xx--5/6\5/6\5--|

[Terceira Parte]

             A        C#m    D   Bb
I always know just where she sat
             A        C#m    D  Bb
And when she's on me I get flat
             A        C#m    D
Some broken ribs a punctured lung
        E     A       C#m  D   
That's why I love her

[Quarta Parte]

             A        C#m    D  Bb
She's my phillie I'm her stud
             A        C#m    D  Bb
Her bean is bigger than my pud
             A        C#m    D
It's like feeding a Tic-Tac to a whale
        E     A       C#m  D   
That's why I love her

[Refrão]
             A5       C#5    D5  Bb5
She'll have another piece of pie
             A5       E5     F5   D5
She'll have a double reuben rye
             A5       C#5    D5 
She works hard at eating well
        E5    A5       C#5   D5  Bb5
That's why I love her

             A5       C#5    D5  Bb5
She's got a couple of pony kegs
             A5       E5     F5   D5
Her arms are bigger than my legs
             A5       C#5    D5
And when she holds me I can't breathe
        E5    A5      C#5   D5   A5  Bb5  A5  Bb5  A5 
That's why I love her

[Final]

   A     C#m  D   Bb      A     C#m  D   Bb
E|-----------------------------------------------|
B|----------5----7-----------------5----7--------|
G|----6----6----7----7-------6----6----7----7----|
D|---7----6----7----8-------7----6----7----8-----|
A|--7----4----5----8-------7----4----5----8------|
E|-5--------------6-------5--------------6-------|

   A     C#m  D    E      A        
E|-----------------------------5~~~~~~~~~~~------|
B|----------5----7----9-------5~~~~~~~~~~~~------|
G|----6----6----7----9-------6~~~~~~~~~~~~~------|
D|---7----6----7----9-------7~~~~~~~~~~~~~~------|
A|--7----4----5----7-------7~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~------|
E|-5----------------------5~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~------|