Hot Dog In a Hallway

[Intro]

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B|---------------x---x---x-------------------x---x---x----| 
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D|----7/8\7/8\7--xxx-xxx-xx-------7/8\7/8\7--xxx-xxx-xx---| 
A|----7/8\7/8\7--xxx-xxx-xx-------7/8\7/8\7--xxx-xxx-xx---| 
E|----5/6\5/6\5--xxx-xxx-xx-------5/6\5/6\5--xxx-xxx-xx---| 


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B|---------------x---x---x-------------------x---x---x----| 
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A|----7/8\7/8\7--xxx-xxx-xx-------7/8\7/8\7--xxx-xxx-xx---| 
E|----5/6\5/6\5--xxx-xxx-xx-------5/6\5/6\5--xxx-xxx-xx---| 


   A5 Bb5   A      C#m  D   Bb     A     C#m   D    Bb
E|--------------------------------------------------------| 
B|-------------------5----7-----------------5----7--------| 
G|-------------6----6----7----7-------6----6----7----7----| 
D|-7/8\7/-----7----6----7----8-------7----6----7----8-----| 
A|-7/8\7/----7----4----5----8-------7----4----5----8------| 
E|-5/6\5/---5--------------6-------5--------------6-------| 


   A      C#m  D   Bb     A     C#m   D   
E|--------------------------------------------------------| 
B|----------5----7-----------------5----------------------| 
G|----6----6----7----7-------6----6-----------------------| 
D|---7----6----7----8-------7----6------------------------| 
A|--7----4----5----8-------7----4----5--------------------| 
E|-5--------------6-------5-------------------------------| 

[Primera Parte]

             A        C#m    D   Bb
She'll have another piece of pie
             A        C#m    D   Bb
She'll have a double reuben rye
             A        C#m    D
She works hard at eating well
        E     A        C#m    D
That's why I love her

[Segunda Parte]

             A        C#m    D   Bb
She's got a couple of pony kegs
             A        C#m    D   Bb
Her arms are bigger than my legs
             A        C#m    D
And when she holds me I can't breathe
        E     A        C#m    D
That's why I love her

[Estribillo]
             A5       C#5    D5  Bb5
I'm her butter she's my bread
Continúa después del anuncio
             A5       E5     F5   D5
She's like a mobile waterbed
             A5       C#5    D5
And when I got on top of her
        E5    A5       C#5    D5  Bb5
I can't touch the mattress

             A5       C#5    D5  Bb5
And when her flesh begins to sag
             A5       E5     F5   D5
She's like a human sleeping bag
             A5       C#5    D5
I feel so cozy safe and warm
        E5    A5      C#5    D5
She's my insulation

[Puente]

   A5 Bb5                A5 Bb5                A5 Bb5
E|-----------x---x---x-------------x---x---x--------------| 
B|-----------x---x---x-------------x---x---x--------------| 
G|-----------x---x---x-------------x---x---x--------------| 
D|-7/8\7/8\7-xxx-xxx-xx--7/8\7/8\7-xxx-xxx-xx--7/8\7/8\7--| 
A|-7/8\7/8\7-xxx-xxx-xx--7/8\7/8\7-xxx-xxx-xx--7/8\7/8\7--| 
E|-5/6\5/6\5-xxx-xxx-xx--5/6\5/6\5-xxx-xxx-xx--5/6\5/6\5--| 

[Tercera Parte]

             A        C#m    D   Bb
I always know just where she sat
             A        C#m    D  Bb
And when she's on me I get flat
             A        C#m    D
Some broken ribs a punctured lung
        E     A       C#m  D
That's why I love her

[Cuarta Parte]

             A        C#m    D  Bb
She's my phillie I'm her stud
             A        C#m    D  Bb
Her bean is bigger than my pud
             A        C#m    D
It's like feeding a Tic-Tac to a whale
        E     A       C#m  D
That's why I love her

[Estribillo]
             A5       C#5    D5  Bb5
She'll have another piece of pie
             A5       E5     F5   D5
She'll have a double reuben rye
             A5       C#5    D5
She works hard at eating well
        E5    A5       C#5   D5  Bb5
That's why I love her

             A5       C#5    D5  Bb5
She's got a couple of pony kegs
             A5       E5     F5   D5
Her arms are bigger than my legs
             A5       C#5    D5
And when she holds me I can't breathe
        E5    A5      C#5   D5   A5  Bb5  A5  Bb5  A5
That's why I love her

[Final]

   A     C#m  D   Bb      A     C#m  D   Bb
E|-----------------------------------------------| 
B|----------5----7-----------------5----7--------| 
G|----6----6----7----7-------6----6----7----7----| 
D|---7----6----7----8-------7----6----7----8-----| 
A|--7----4----5----8-------7----4----5----8------| 
E|-5--------------6-------5--------------6-------| 


   A     C#m  D    E      A        
E|-----------------------------5~~~~~~~~~~~------| 
B|----------5----7----9-------5~~~~~~~~~~~~------| 
G|----6----6----7----9-------6~~~~~~~~~~~~~------| 
D|---7----6----7----9-------7~~~~~~~~~~~~~~------| 
A|--7----4----5----7-------7~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~------| 
E|-5----------------------5~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~------|