I, Fatty

[Intro]

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[First Part]

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Em   C            G      Bm       C
Only 12 years old and already so alone
      D             Em
Left abandoned on a train
C             D         G F#         Em
You’ve got a lot to learn buy you’ll never learn
    C             Cm               G
Powders can’t get rid of all your pain

[Second Part]

Continues after the ad
Em         C            G          B                C
Chased by Keystone Cops   through LA’s endless backdrops
       D                Em
You become loved by the world

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C       D         G F#         Em               C
But the biggest star is gonna leave the biggest scar
        Cm                 G
On that pregnant tarnished girl

[Chorus]

   Em     C
Fatty, Fatty
    D                               G         D/F#
The world can turn pineapple upside down cake
   Em     C
Fatty, Fatty
      D                               G       D/F#
After so many pratfalls this is your prattest
   Em     C
Fatty, Fatty
      D                                  G      D/F#
Your friends will turn on you in a split second
    Em     C
Fatty, Fatty
        D                               G         D/F#
There’s no place for the fattest man to hide out

[Ending]

  Em       C
Fatty, Fatty
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Fatty