C Am C Am C Am C Dm [Verse 1] C I gotta spend the day at the record store Am 'cause it’s the only place I can go to ignore what I got and listen to some punk rock C Am I don’t have the cash for chemotherapy but I got enough for the HOFX colored EP, oh yeah C I know one day I’ll meet Fatty and were gonna be bros Dm if I show up to enough Fat Wreck Chords shows F and I tell him that I’m dying E/G# and I’m desperately trying [Chorus 1] Am G to see a dominatrix with reasonable rates F C F should I fly to Sanctuary or just go to the Gates in East Oakland Am G F I said that’s kind of a random thing to say yeah hey [Verse 2] C he said I’m Bret I don’t have very long there’s something very wrong Am so I thought that you could maybe write a song about me, I said seriously? C I’m uninsured and it’s unstoppable the doctor told me it’s inoperable Am 'cause my Go Fund Me page only raised fifty bucks [Interlude] F G E/G# Am G F Fm oh no I think I gotta go [Verse 3] C he told me the cancer was in his brain Am so I invite him over to do some cocaine with me, 'cause he never tried drugs before C I offered him a line then he said he’s not sure Dm F I said didn’t you just tell me that there isn’t a cure E/G# so why not try [Chorus 2] F G Am some ecstasy and coke if you’re gonna croak? F G C some DMT and K will make you feel okay F Fm C just for one night you might feel like everything is gonna be alright [Outro] F then he texted me every day G until I finally said okay E/G# I’ll write a song about you being sick Am G F but like your life it’s gonna end too quick