E5       D#5 D5 C#5 C5 B5

[Verse 1.A]
B
martian men are coming to earth
B
they're abducting all of the jerks
G#m     F#      E         B
martian men are coming to earth
G#m     F#             E
martian men don't take me

[Interlude 1.]
B5

[Verse 1.B]
B
pods are landing from outer space
B
pods are duplicating my face
G#m      F#      E          B
pods are landing from outer space
G#m       F#        E
pod thing leave me alone

[Pre-Chorus 1.]
G#m           F#      E        F#
 I don't know what conventions you go to
G#m           F#   E             B
 I don't know what movies you've seen
G#m         F#      E    F#         C#m            E
 I don't wanna hear explanations of unexplainable things

[Chorus 1.]
     B                             A6(no3)  G#aug(no3)  G
it's not that I don't belive in aliens
E            F#m          B    E
 it's just I really don't care
           B              A6(no3)   G#aug(no3)  G
I wouldn't mind some interplanetary friends
           E                 F#m
until they come I'll hang in my own atmosphere

[Interlude 2.]
B5

[Verse 2.A]
B
Holy Ghost is coming to earth
B
saving souls of all of the jerks
    G#m  F#       E         B
the Holy Ghost is coming to earth
G#m    F#             E
savior man don't take me

[Verse 2.B]
    B
the number one son is flipping the tab
B
paying for sins and fun we all had
    G#m        F#     E            B
the number one son is flipping the bill
G           F#         E
let me chip in for the tip

[Pre-Chorus 2.]
  G#m             F#      E       F#
I dont understand why you beg for forgiveness
G#m         F#   E       B
 just before you do it again
G#m         F#   E     F#
 is it more altruistic to worship
   C#m                    E
or actually help fel-low man?

[Chorus 2.]
     B                  A6(no3)        G#aug(no3)  G
it's not that I don't believe in Jesus Christ
E            F#m              B     E
 it's just I care 'bout other things
    B                     A6(no3)      G#aug(no3)  G
the world could certainly use some miracles
       E               F#m
until then I'll put my faith in human beings