Release The Hostages

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Stop! Have a beer, it's on me, has
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 anyone ever told you
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That you look like a star, heard 
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it said at the bar
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So I drink, cause it makes me
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   Happier than being alone
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   My good friend, Johnny Walker
A            F            G   E
   Keeps me warm like a c--t

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 Seems like everybody's got
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Something I have not
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A reason not to die
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Death to Mr. Right
        G         C
'Cause that's not me!