D                      A
it's kind of hard to wear high heels
        D         A
or slip on banana peels
D                A             E
how does she get in and out of tubs?
  D                  A
i hope she don't get mad
           D                            A
i hope she thinks this song is good not bad
      D5                  E5                 A5
cause we think that she's totally rad, she's nubs

   D5          A5        D5          A5
no fingers, no toes, she doesn't own elbows
   D5           A5              E5
no phalanges no knobby knees to knock
          D5               A5       D5               A5
she don't need knuckles or hands to go see punk rock bands
D5           E5                   A5
she's always in the stands, she's nubs

    D5              A5         D5                A5
she can't pick up a phone, she can't get dressed alone
D5           A5                E5
She's got no funny bone, she's nubs
    D5        A5         D5                  A5          D5          E5          A5
No shoes for feet but we sure do think she's neat, she's nubs, she's nubs, she's nubs

now comes the interlude, guitar 1 keeps playin this chord progression and guitar 2
comes in with some riff, dunno what it is, then it moves into this...

F#5                       D5       A5                          E5
I asked her if she want a drink, I asked her if she liked Toronto,
   F#5                       D5                        E5                A5
I asked her to go out to the bar, but all she said was no thanks, no and no

       D5             A5          D5                    A5
It was time for us to leave, so I grabbed and shook her sleeve
    D5               A5              E5       
and told her I'd see her at the next club 
    D5         A5                D5             A5
she got into a pack and some guy put her on his back, 
    D5               E5               A5
she said goodbye and kinda waved her stub

      D5            A5        D5              A5
she's got beauitful eyes, and breasts regular size,
D5          A5                E5
but without calves or thighs, she's nubs
     D5                A5      D5            A5
It's hard to give good head or get tied to a bed,
D5                       E5                   A5
when all you've got is a body and head, she's nubs

      D5                      A5
she's nubs, she's nubs, she's nubs... etc etc

       D                A             D               A
oh she may not walk the walk, and she may not like to talk
    D5                 E5                 A5
but boy she sure knows how to rock, she's nubs