She nubs

             D                     
it's kind of hard to wear high 
 A
heels
        D         A
or slip on banana peels
D                A             E
how does she get in and out of tubs?
  D                  A
i hope she don't get mad
           D                       
i hope she thinks this song is good
     A
 not bad
      D5                  E5      
cause we think that she's totally 
           A5
rad, she's nubs

   D5          A5        D5      
no fingers, no toes, she doesn't 
    A5
own elbows
   D5           A5              
no phalanges no knobby knees to 
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knock
          D5               A5     
she don't need knuckles or hands 
  D5               A5
to go see punk rock bands
D5           E5                   
she's always in the stands, she's 
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nubs

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    D5              A5         D5
she can't pick up a phone, she 
                A5
can't get dressed alone
D5           A5                E5
She's got no funny bone, she's nubs
    D5        A5         D5      
No shoes for feet but we sure do 
            A5          D5        
think she's neat, she's nubs, 
  E5          A5
she's nubs, she's nubs

now comes the interlude, guitar 1 
keeps playin this chord progression 
and guitar 2
comes in with some riff, dunno what 
it is, then it moves into this...

F#5                       D5      
I asked her if she want a drink, I
 A5                          E5
 asked her if she liked Toronto,
   F#5                       D5   
I asked her to go out to the bar, 
                     E5            
but all she said was no thanks, no 
    A5
and no

       D5             A5          
It was time for us to leave, so I 
D5                    A5
grabbed and shook her sleeve
    D5               A5           
and told her I'd see her at the 
   E5
next club
    D5         A5                
she got into a pack and some guy 
D5             A5
put her on his back,
    D5               E5           
she said goodbye and kinda waved 
    A5
her stub

      D5            A5      
she's got beauitful eyes, and 
  D5              A5
breasts regular size,
D5          A5                E5
but without calves or thighs, she's 
nubs
     D5                A5      D5
It's hard to give good head or 
            A5
get tied to a bed,
D5                       E5      
when all you've got is a body and
             A5
 head, she's nubs

      D5                     
she's nubs, she's nubs, she's 
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nubs... etc etc

       D                A         
oh she may not walk the walk, and 
    D               A
she may not like to talk
    D5                 E5         
but boy she sure knows how to 
        A5
rock, she's nubs