Teenage Punching Bag

   A5

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[First Part]

A5
Grade school sociopath,
Teenage alcoholic,
Fraternity date rapist,
          F5  A5
Company CEO

A5
Kindergarten genius,
Middle school punching bag,
Junior high school dropout,
                 F5  A5
Federal institution

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A5
Germ free adolescent,
Closet homosexual,
Retro revolutionary,
               F5  A5
Unexploded A-bomb


[Second Part]

A5
Grade school sociopath,
Teenage alcoholic,
   F5
Fraternity date rapist,
Company CEO

C5
Kindergarten genius,
Middle school punching bag,

A5
Junior high school dropout,
Federal institution

F5
Germ free adolescent,
Closet homosexual,

A5
Retro revolutionary,
Unexploded A-bomb

[Ending]
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