Total Bummer

A C D E
A C D E

(Band joins)
Am C
Am C

     Am        C
Go away sunny day
     Am        C
Go away sunny day

[Verse 1]
Dm
All the horny people sitting in
Dm
Front of their TV and thinking
F                                C
What is wrong with me I'm not a monster
Dm
Why won't anybody fuck me
Dm
I don't wanna live life lonely
F                             C
Why does everyone have to be perfect

     Am        C
Go away sunny day
Continues after the ad
     Am        C
Go away sunny day

[Verse 2]
Dm
All the barflys sipping whiskey
Dm
Fighting ever present pity
F                                 C
Wondering what they keep sucking back for
Dm
Is it the drink or trepidation
Dm
Watching all trains leave the station
F                              C
Left standing alone without a ticket

[Bridge]
Am               C
You light up my life
             F            C
You give me hope to carry on
Am               C
You light up my days
     F
And you
                 C
You light up my life

[Solo]
Am C
Am C

[Verse 3]
 Dm
Stop searching cause there's no answer
 Dm
Just a long line of disaster
  F                                C
There's no simple way to stop the sadness
 Dm
Life's not fair I'm glad it's not
     Dm                          F
This isn't heaven just a lonely planet
                          C
On the verge of self destruction

[Other]
Am

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