Xmas Has Been X'ed

[Parte 01 De 02]

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[Parte 02 De 02]

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[Primera Parte]

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It's funny how some fables became 
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historic
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When the authors clearly wrote 
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them to be metaphoric
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But people will believe anything 
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if it's written
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Especially in stone or ancient 
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scroll

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December 25th has been blacklisted
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Since Dawkins found the proof 
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Jesus never existed
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It was the last thing anyone ever 
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expected
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Xmas has been X'd

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[Estribillo]
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No colored lights, no shopping 
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sprees
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No more presents under dead trees
G/B

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St. Nick is dead but we don't grieve
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We celebrate the last Christmas Eve

[Segunda Parte]

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Jesuits are slowly turning Dianetic
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Protestants increasingly become 
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agnostic
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Pentecostal churches are hanging 
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pentagrams
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Priests and Nuns are molesting 
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each other

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Methodists and Baptists are 
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claiming Buddhist
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Evangelicals surprisingly are Nudist
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But mostly everyone is trying to 
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become Jew
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Cuz Easter's canceled too

[Estribillo]

            C5               F5
No more egg hunts, no Sunday mass
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Fridays are fair, Wednesdays don't 
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ash
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They canceled lent and slowed down 
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fast
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Enjoy Christmas cuz it's your last

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No shopping sprees (don't worry son)
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No more presents (we don't need 
Christ)
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under dead trees (we got eight 
nights)
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St. Nick is dead (we got mitzvah)
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but we don't grieve (they won't 
cancel)
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We celebrate (our hanukah) the last
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 Christmas eve