song title:...and she farted
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g----9-9-9-9---9-9-9----------------------------------|
d----9-9-9-9---9-9-9--------7-7-----------------------|
a----7-7-7-7---7-7-7--------7-7-----------------------|
e---------------------------5-5-----------------------|

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chorus:
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g---9-9-9---------------------------------------------|
d---9-9-9----7-7-7--7-7---9-9--9---7-7-7--7-7---------|
a---7-7-7----7-7-7--7-7---9-9--9---7-7-7--7-7---------|
e------------5-5-5--5-5---7-7--7---5-5-5--5-5---------|

badass lyrics:
Well I know this girl, who`s really hot,
and if I could I`d probably lick her twat,
and I really like her but its not my fault,
her boyfriend has no balls at all.

Late last night I heard them fight,
I went for the rebound but she said goodnight,
and I hope she knows she is a whore,
but when I think about her I want her even more.

Chorus:
When her boyfriend was watching the tube,
I took her in the bathroom and felt her boob.
She turned and said, what you trying to do,
I said Baby all I want is you.

I went to her room,heard Blink 182,
I asked if that was my cd she said who are you,
then she opened the bathroom door,
and let the biggest fart I ever heard before.

chorus again.