And She Farted

song title:...and she farted
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chorus:
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badass lyrics:
Well I know this girl, who`s really 
hot,
and if I could I`d probably lick her
 twat,
and I really like her but its not my
 fault,
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her boyfriend has no balls at all.

Late last night I heard them fight,
I went for the rebound but she said 
goodnight,
and I hope she knows she is a whore,
but when I think about her I want 
her even more.

Chorus:
When her boyfriend was watching the 
tube,
I took her in the bathroom and felt 
her boob.
She turned and said, what you trying
 to do,
I said Baby all I want is you.

I went to her room,heard Blink 182,
I asked if that was my cd she said 
who are you,
then she opened the bathroom door,
and let the biggest fart I ever 
heard before.

chorus again.