Merry Fucking Christmas

       G
I hear bells in the end of the town
        C                G
I guess Santa is coming around
       C
I hear children in joy
        G                      D
and the streets are covered in snow

       G
I hear mother she's calling my name
        C                  G
Look at Santa my boy it's okay
      C
But I don't want to see
      G                        D
cuz I know he ain't coming for me


[Pre-Chorus]
       C                 G
Cuz my cat is covered in plastic
    D                       G
and all of my friends are afraid
     C                      G
They say that I am pretty satanic
                D              G
But Santa would know I'm a bad boy


[Chorus]
        G
I think Christmas is build on a lie
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       C                         G
I wish Santa could fall down and die
        C                      G
I think gifts is a concept for rich 
families
       D                         G
I wish Santa could fall from the sky


[Verse]
              G
Merry Fucking Christmas everyone 
Santa knows what you have done
        C                     
He will get you little boy you 
        G
better run
       C                        
He's a vicious little devil with 
          G
with his eyes on me
    D                         G
cuz I have been a bad boy you see

              G
Merry fucking Christmas everyone get
 around and bring your guns
           C                       
if there's something in the sky you
          G
 shoot it down
       C                           
He's a vicious little devil and his
 G
 time has come
    D                             
and we will make that fat bastard 
G
run


[Chorus]
        G
I think Christmas is build on a lie
       C                         G
I wish Santa could fall down and die
        C                      G
I think gifts is a concept for rich 
families
       D                         G
I wish Santa could fall from the sky

        G
I think Christmas is build on a lie
       C                         G
I wish Santa could fall down and die
        C                      G
I think gifts is a concept for rich 
families
       D                         G
I wish Santa could fall from the sky


[Coda]
G
Holy Santa's coming to the town
C                         G
gather around and we will shoot him 
down
G
Holy Santa's coming to the town
C                         G
gather around and we will shoot him 
down
G
Holy Santa's coming to the town
C                         G
gather around and we will shoot him 
down