Conch

[Intro]
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or play:
C Am Em F x8


[Verse 1]
   C        Am                   Em    F  C
Oh yeah, my head feels like it's about to split
       Am                  Em            F           C
Seeing my shrink biweekly, she says it's just nervousness
        Am                      Em             F     C
Lack of sleep don't got nothing to do with the way I piss
            Am                           Em             F
Mother's so worried, said she don't like seeing me like this


[Instrumental]
C Am Em F x2


[Verse 2]
   C   Am              Em F       C
Oh my, spend my life depending on scripts
        Am                    Em              F   C
Kids at school ignore me, say they don't like atheists
                 Am                      Em         F            C
Guess I ain't complaining 'cause I ain't desired to speak to them since
            Am                     Em           F
I don't got time for heaven with a bounty on my head


[Chorus]
C                        Em
Oh yeah it's come I been dragged a long way home for this
F                                             C
All will be well on the western front, that's where I'm headed to enlightenment
C                        Em
Oh yeah it's come I been dragged a long way home for this
F                                             C
All will be well on the western front, that's where I'm headed to enlightenment


[Instrumental]
C Am Em F x2


[Verse 3]
    C      Am                       Em         F     C
Oh, I've decided I don't believe in love and I never did
          Am                Em      F      C
Even that time we threw our clothes to the side
                     Am      Em  F    C
And jumped into that pond behind your house
             Am                    Em      F
You clung to me for warmth while I was too busy


[Chorus]
F                                  G
Thinking about the grimy feeling between my toes!
Am                             C
Grimy feeling, grimy feeling between my toes!
F                              G
Grimy feeling, grimy feeling between my toes!
Am                             C
Grimy feeling, grimy feeling between my toes!


[Instrumental]
F G Am C x2


[Post-Chorus]
F               G
You clung to me for warmth!
Am              F
You clung to me for warmth!
F               G
You clung to me for warmth!
Am              F
You clung to me for warmth!