Half Horse Half Man

The world may not understand you
Frightened by yourdifferences
But it is not their acceptance you need, it is your own
Run free my stallion, unbridled by doubt
And may the love you find along the way unite the halves of your soul

I met her on the internet
We haven't met in person yet
And that's how I'd like it to stay, oh!

Cause I've been down this road before
They always end up wanting more
They take one look and run away (mm-hmm-hmm)

Cause I'm a creature of the night (mm-hmm-hmm)
How could she ever love me right
When I am only half a man?
She's coming over here tonight
To tell the truth I'm terrified
There's nowhere left to hide the fact that

I'm a half horse, half man!
How could she ever understand?
That I'm a half horse, half man
I'm a half horse, half man
That's what I am
And so I told my love the truth
And she was actually pretty cool
With finding out that I'm a horse
She introduced me to her friends
And took me to her room and then
We made love, cowgirl of course (mm-hmm-hmm)

But someone's coming up the stairs (mm-hmm-hmm)
She said her parents weren't there
I'm finding out that was a lie
She told me: Babe you gotta hide
I told her: Where? I'm half a horse!
Her dad opens the door and says
Is that a half horse, half man?
Laying naked in my daughter's bed?
That is a half horse, half man! Ah!
Someone try to help me understand, oh-oh-oh!
My mom's my mom, my dad's a horse
The two of them had intercourse
I'm traumatized by their divorce
That is how I'm horse, half man
I am one half horse, half man
That's what I am (that's what I am!)
(I'm half a man!)
I'm half a man, and I'm half a horse!
She loves me just the way I am
She loves that I'm half horse, half man, oh!
We don't give a damn who understands, oh-oh-oh!
Let's run away into the night
And leave our families behind
We'll start our own family in time
A family of half horse, half men
Or maybe even horse women
Half horse children

Find your other half, my son