The bass is loud
My back says no
I knew I should have stayed my ass at home tonight
The kids are wild
I'm out of place
My knees just cracked
They snapped

I used to run this club
Now I can barely move
They pass me by like I'm invisible it's true
My drink is weak
My feet are sore
They all look 12
I'm out the door
The DJ drops another beat
I'm praying now just let me leave
I checked the time
Oh, it's barely 12

I'm too old for this
They see me standing here
I know they laugh
My body's aching just to sit
I'm too tired
So tired, oh

I'm think my knees gave out
I hear them cracking with every move, oh, yeah
The kids don't even know my jam
The DJ play some TikTok dance
I used to own this club, you know
But now I'm done, it's time to go
My feet are numb
My back is shot, oh

I'm too old for this club
They party all night long, I need my bed
Oh, baby, they taking shots, I'm taking meds
My knees are dead, oh, oh

I used to run this floor, but now it hurts to stand
They pass me by, no one's checking for this man
I fake a smile, I sip my drink
My body's screaming, time to leave
I'm way too old, it's plain to see
They're 22, I'm 53
I need a chair
Oh, I miss my bed, oh

I hit the floor, regret it quick
She called me sir, and that was it
I'm outta here, oh, baby
They smell like youth and Red Bull shots
I hate this beat
It's weak

I used to sweat these nights
Now I just wanna chill
They all in crop tops
And I'm thinkin' bout Advil
The DJ yells every body jump
I whisper now, I'm way too done
The bouncer winks, he sees my pain
I catch his nod, he feels the same
I need a ride
Oh, I miss my couch, oh

I'm too old for this
They see me standing here
I know they laugh
My body's aching just to sit
I'm too tired
So tired, oh

I'm think my knees gave out
I hear them cracking with every move, oh, yeah
The kids don't even know my jam
The DJ play some TikTok dance
I used to own this club, you know
But now I'm done, it's time to go
My feet are numb
My back is shot, oh

I'm too old for this club
They party all night long, I need my bed
Oh, baby, they taking shots, I'm taking meds
My knees are dead, oh, oh

I used to run this floor, but now it hurts to stand
They pass me by, no one's checking for this man
I fake a smile, I sip my drink
My body's screaming, time to leave
I'm way too old, it's plain to see
They're 22, I'm 53
I need a chair
Oh, I miss my bed

Oh, I'm too old for this club, oh, baby
I'm too old for this club, oh, yeah
I'm too old for this club
I'm too old for this club